Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Rated R


I made the comment to Cristal that I was out of blog material unless someone came up with another snake story. Be careful what you wish for.

My sister, Donna, was sent this picture of rattlesnakes in the throes of lovemaking. The man who photograghed this illicit act (do rattlesnakes marry?) found the pair of lovers on his property in Wilson, Oklahoma. Apparently he knows a little something about rattlesnakes because he said they are mating.

Of course, snakes have to mate to procreate, but I have a hard time imagining a tender moment with another snake. The picture suggests an almost swan-like union. Really sweet, huh? Prior to mating, I wonder if they bat their beady eyes at each other and enjoy a little forked-tongue action? Maybe they make those cute rattling noises to attract their partner. And no moisturizer for these guys, got to have that scaly look to get those pheromones flowing.

Forgive me for the porn, but I hope it is as good for you as it was for me.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pheromones? Educate me please.

Peggy said...

Pheromones are our natural scent that attracts a partner. For a better definition, look it up in your Funk & Wagnalls.

Anonymous said...

or dictionary.com. Get with the times, mom.

Is that a snake in the grass or are you just happy to see me?

Peggy said...

LOL, we're always happy to see you.

Funk and Wagnalls was a joke on the 1960's show Laugh-In. Donna will remember, you not so much since you were still in your Daddy's toe.

Anonymous said...

Are you trying to give me nightmares two nights in a row?! YUK!! I said entertain me not frighten me!! :)

Anonymous said...

Yes, Cristal, we need a different form of entertainment.

I'll be gone for a few days with my sister Peggy. We'll have material from Hot Springs she can share when we all get back. Be careful sis!

Anonymous said...

no angela blog, no mom blog, what will I do? Pay attention to my kids?

Peggy said...

Yes, I'm taking a blog break too. Like Donna said, I will bring back pictures of the reunion.

Dee, I can just see you ignoring your kids!!