October Divas, what a pitiful sight!
Only Patty and Peggy showed up that night.
Allison couldn't get a babysitter,
But she'll be back, she's no quitter.
Donna preferred her horses and cows
to dining with her Diva sows.
A grandson's play won with Trish,
Who missed out on a nachos dish.
Cathy chose an OU game,
That excuse was rather lame.
Deb picked up her Corvette,
Her absence we won't soon forget.
Shingles really plagued Darlene,
We could almost hear her scream.
Jan had traveled out of state
And missed her enchilada plate.
Paula had a bout with chills,
She stayed home to take her pills.
We don't know what's up with Jeanne,
No Spanish rice or refried beanie.
If Texas Divas are hard core,
Patty and Peggy made the score.